stupidity at it's best
One very clever female lecturer once said to me during presentation:
You are suppose to be an expert programmer of a specific language in just 7 weeks, don't give me all the crap about your FYP, taking 7 subjects in a semester and how no one has even studied the language in this entire university before this. The internet has so much of resource for you to LEARN from already.Yes, i don't give a fuck if you can do it or not, the thing is i am a bitch and so what if i want to be one?
The story : We are given seven weeks to learn, write and compose of a program that runs a robot maze like PACMAN game in both C++ and FORTRAN. The end, we manage to write the thing in C++ and we finished up the assignment report as well on time, unfortunately we have to ditch the programming in FORTRAN due to lack of resource and time. The only thing we did for FORTRAN was the report. So far as we're concerned we did quite well for this project since we've got the C++ and other aspects of the project covered. However, during our presentation the bitch decides to skip every other perfect part of our project and asked us to present the missing FORTRAN part only, well with quickgesture we did it and to our horror, we had the worst of all brainfuck from the bitch herself. Whatever i presented she will ask again and again for a few times until i myself got confused then that's when she will start to shoot. In the end, what we have left to defend ourselves are our C++ part and to that, she never even asked us a single thing about it. Damnit, the worst is that my other group mates tak kena the shooting cause i'm the presenter at that time, so that means my own personal marks will be the lowest among all.
Could you please explain what point are you making when all you did was blaming us for the whole time? We did our C++ and other parts of the projects just fine and you never took notice of those. The only thing you knew was the lack of a program in FORTRAN. Sulking the whole moment asking for FORTRAN like a baby, "WHERE'S MY FORTRAN? WHY NO FORTRAN? HOW COME NO FORTRAN? TELL ME WHAT'S FORTRAN? " You basically skipped the whole presentation and asked us to present the report of what FORTRAN is only, when we present you keep on asking to repeat, until we ourselves got lost then you start to shoot, if this doesn't seem to sound like a BITCH at work someone please tell me she's an angel. I would like to make a few statement here to clarify myself:
1) 7 weeks and you're an expert in programming? who the fuck you think you are? Superman?
2) internet as resurce? yeah right, when we refer and come up with our own words, you shouted us as copying in our presentation.
3) taking 7 subjects is easy? you should try expanding your 8 hour a week schedule into my 30 hours a week agenda. See what kind of time you can get for your opinion then.
4) FORTRAN is extinct in MMU, no one studied it before here ok? How to just learn from online? You need more reference such as book and only MMU cyberjaya has the books.
5) This is a BETA subject and yet the difficulty level you imposed are of Delta subjects.
TO THE DUMBEST LECTURER I'VE EVER MET IN MMU
Your wings of flings and affairs with numerous students and tutors is not exactly a big secret, if i fail this paper, mind you i wont be a quiet chinese ah beng fuckhead. Your past of showing off yourself in Bangsar might just be the fuel to your destruction.
You are suppose to be an expert programmer of a specific language in just 7 weeks, don't give me all the crap about your FYP, taking 7 subjects in a semester and how no one has even studied the language in this entire university before this. The internet has so much of resource for you to LEARN from already.
The story : We are given seven weeks to learn, write and compose of a program that runs a robot maze like PACMAN game in both C++ and FORTRAN. The end, we manage to write the thing in C++ and we finished up the assignment report as well on time, unfortunately we have to ditch the programming in FORTRAN due to lack of resource and time. The only thing we did for FORTRAN was the report. So far as we're concerned we did quite well for this project since we've got the C++ and other aspects of the project covered. However, during our presentation the bitch decides to skip every other perfect part of our project and asked us to present the missing FORTRAN part only, well with quickgesture we did it and to our horror, we had the worst of all brainfuck from the bitch herself. Whatever i presented she will ask again and again for a few times until i myself got confused then that's when she will start to shoot. In the end, what we have left to defend ourselves are our C++ part and to that, she never even asked us a single thing about it. Damnit, the worst is that my other group mates tak kena the shooting cause i'm the presenter at that time, so that means my own personal marks will be the lowest among all.
Could you please explain what point are you making when all you did was blaming us for the whole time? We did our C++ and other parts of the projects just fine and you never took notice of those. The only thing you knew was the lack of a program in FORTRAN. Sulking the whole moment asking for FORTRAN like a baby, "WHERE'S MY FORTRAN? WHY NO FORTRAN? HOW COME NO FORTRAN? TELL ME WHAT'S FORTRAN? " You basically skipped the whole presentation and asked us to present the report of what FORTRAN is only, when we present you keep on asking to repeat, until we ourselves got lost then you start to shoot, if this doesn't seem to sound like a BITCH at work someone please tell me she's an angel. I would like to make a few statement here to clarify myself:
1) 7 weeks and you're an expert in programming? who the fuck you think you are? Superman?
2) internet as resurce? yeah right, when we refer and come up with our own words, you shouted us as copying in our presentation.
3) taking 7 subjects is easy? you should try expanding your 8 hour a week schedule into my 30 hours a week agenda. See what kind of time you can get for your opinion then.
4) FORTRAN is extinct in MMU, no one studied it before here ok? How to just learn from online? You need more reference such as book and only MMU cyberjaya has the books.
5) This is a BETA subject and yet the difficulty level you imposed are of Delta subjects.
TO THE DUMBEST LECTURER I'VE EVER MET IN MMU
Your wings of flings and affairs with numerous students and tutors is not exactly a big secret, if i fail this paper, mind you i wont be a quiet chinese ah beng fuckhead. Your past of showing off yourself in Bangsar might just be the fuel to your destruction.
posted by joseph han at 12:13 AM
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